80R23705 MMS-F
	By: Kuempel	H.R. No. 2933

	R E S O L U T I O N
	WHEREAS, Inasmuch as the great, sovereign State of Texas has
	been unquestionably blessed by its Creator; and
	WHEREAS, Proof of such blessings lies in the unquestionable
	fact that, when created, Texas received, along with all the other
	blessings given to the Earth, taller, billowing prairie grasses;
	gentler, winding, clear rivers; bluer skies; redder sunsets; faster
	horses; more unique animals; the most beautiful wildflowers, each
	honored with its very own season and the most beautiful of which is
	the bluebonnet, which is found only within the boundaries of Texas;
	fatter deer; oranger longhorns; more beautiful women; smarter
	children; and kinder men; and
	WHEREAS, Instilled within those blessed to reside within the
	borders of the state is a fierce pride, which provides assurance
	that this portion of Earth will flourish and not perish and that its
	inhabitants will band together and fight, if need be, to the death
	to preserve the blessing of the land and its contents; and
	WHEREAS, When this Earth was set forth, it was set perfectly
	and with its own distinct boundaries; those boundaries include the
	Northern Pole of the Earth and the opposite, Southern Pole of the
	Earth; and
	WHEREAS, It therefore stands to reason that a West Pole of the
	Earth would be understood to exist, and that it would be designed to
	be placed in the blessed and beloved Texas territory; and
	WHEREAS, The location of the West Pole has been searched for,
	researched, and found to be located at 30 degrees, 18.25' north
	latitude and 97 degrees, 56.28' west longitude, in Bee Cave, Texas;
	now, therefore, be it
	RESOLVED, That the House of Representatives of the 80th Texas
	Legislature recognize the presumed site of the West Pole as being in
	the sovereign State of Texas and acknowledge and accept it as
	justifiable and deserved, to add to the greatness of Texas.